..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
