somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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