It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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