apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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