How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
How's work?
Spinning.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize