god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize