Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
