i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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