He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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