I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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