Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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