wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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