Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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