New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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