I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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