Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize