Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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