K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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