evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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