We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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