Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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