it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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