I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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