My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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