Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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