Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm at about main and main street
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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