is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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