I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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