We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
she told me i tasted like america
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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