Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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