i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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