Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
His nipple licking is glorious
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