Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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I need moral support for this bender
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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