No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Please, let me fuck your mom
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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