Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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