Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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