we have officially lost it.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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