oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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