Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
There are leaves in my underwear?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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