i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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