Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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The cougar kind?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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