just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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