I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Dick very happy bro
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