My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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