Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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