Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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