may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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