Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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