She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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