Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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