at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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