office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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