I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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