I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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